Pairs and Spares Class of the Smoke Rise Baptist Church, Stone Mountain, GA
Our annual Christmas party is a white elephant auction. You bring the worst, tackiest
things you have in your basement. Wilson, our able auctioneer, auctions them to the
highest chump, er, bidder. We pay ridiculous prices for the “treasures,” but the
money goes to good causes: our charitable projects during the year. Denny says the
checks continue to pour in, but at last count we have gone over $4,000, an all-
This cap plays “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
How’s web lackey going to explain this to his wife?
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